Rhode Island Doesn't Matter, Wyoming Doesn't Exist
And I'm tired of the PC police telling me otherwise!
The SJWs have been gaining ground with the idea that Rhode Islanders matter and that Wyoming exists. Frankly I don’t know how people could be so cucked as to think this, but I guess the frog-gaying chemicals are getting to people. So, let me lay this derangement to rest.
First of all, Rhode Islanders DON’T MATTER. They’re, what, less than 1.5 million out of the 328 million Americans? Less than 0.5% of the total population? Why should I give a damn about their issues? And what’s up with Rhode Islanders getting media focused on them? Stop forcing politics into my Family Guy.
Who cares if 40% of Rhode Islanders attempt suicide at some point in their life? Who cares if one in five Rhode Islanders have been homeless at some point? Who cares if nearly half of Rhode Islanders are sexually assaulted at least once in their life? I know I don’t.
Similarly, the PC police have been effective at getting people to think that Wyoming actually exists. There are only 49 states. This is basic US politics, but the cancel culture mob keeps coming after people who say it. They’re apparently around 0.15% of the US population? Have less than 1% of the congresspeople? We can explain politics perfectly fine without having to resort to making up a new category for such a marginal amount of people, thank you very much. They definitely don’t need their own flag.
What’s worse is that they insist that “Wyomingites” (they’ve made it into an identity!) have issues worth caring about. Let me make it clear: THERE ARE ONLY 49 STATES. Who cares if doctors are performing medically unnecessary surgeries on the genitals of Wyomingite children? Who cares if these surgeries often lead to lifetime health issues? Who cares if being a Wyomingite can even make it hard to just play sports? I certainly don’t, and neither should you!
At the end of the day, we don’t need to talk about Rhode Island, and Wyoming doesn’t exist. That’s just the truth. Focusing on the issues of Rhode Islanders is divisive and leftist identity politics. Thinking Wyoming is a thing that exists and there are more than 49 states is just stupid. Who cares if people are suffering and begging for help? I’ve demonstrated with facts and logic that it doesn’t matter. Don’t bow to the irrational postmodernist PC police SJW leftist cancel culture Twitterati blue checkmark mob.
Stick with me, who is very smart, and also buy all my books.